Rachel Stern and James Lyman
"Kim and her bestie Brittny [Gastineau] turned around and laughed at us which [was] so cool and embarrassing at the same time!"
#fartjokes #siri # loneliness
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
this paper is making me remember that i’m very stupid and only vaguely “get” semiotics
rich people are literally always having fun and i despise them for that
kate is my frond; seems busy
i looooooved when the bros from my high school started getting “deep”
music reporting is just so funny and horrible
there is so little that i can deal with about the episodes of dawson’s creek where joey draws jack naked
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
Trying to make Siri understand
so many things
wish this was #my life
flashback to high school when i tried to explain to my mom why i liked MIA and she couldn’t get over the gunshot cash register noise and was like “this is about drugs and guns why do you like this you don’t relate to it”
oops probably mom was right