i really hope i find out later that the last couple weeks of my life were me getting punk’d and this is all some large practical joke, because at least then i could meet ashton kutcher or something
not that’s he’s particularly cool or hot or anything, just like, it’d be a funny story for later
May 31st | reblog
my answer: “I would personally enjoy an exhibition of Satanic Bureaucracy, which I feel is an essential part of our American art heritage. If you need us to bring our own goats for ritual sacrifice, please let me know in advance, as they are difficult to procure and must be fattened for a period of months beforehand.”
May 30th with 2 notes | reblog
wait lol whut this is actually the name someone chose and got approved by multiple people and is actually the name of a real tv show? lol
May 30th | reblog
i’m supposed to be reading a hysterical hallucinating medieval woman’s autobiography but instead i’m watching fanmade 3-d animation videos of coffee cups fighting each other that someone posted on the dunkin donuts facebook page
May 30th | reblog
i had a dream that was just the grimm’s fairy tale version of cinderella, except the tree by cinderella’s mom’s grave was named “thong charlie”
May 28th | reblog
May 28th with 5 notes | reblogi liked cersei’s drinking armor
but girl that armor aint gonna protect your liver
